Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

We now told, by Senator Grassley, that on the FBI form about the Biden bribery story, there is a Burisma exec who says he has 17 tapes of his deal with the Biden. 15 of Hunter and 2 of Joe Biden? What would this do to Hunter/Joe Biden if released?

I don’t cotton to rapists

I don’t buy bullshit

I understand how hurricane paths work

Switch 2 quietly makes shiny hunting in Pokémon Scarlet and Violet way better - Polygon

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

The two rules investors need to follow right now as the S&P 500 eyes a return to 6,000 - MarketWatch

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

The “Extremely Unlikely” Finding That Changes How We See Mass Extinction - SciTechDaily

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

I have complete contempt for traitorism

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

Scientists make jaw-dropping discovery after satellite images reveal what's hiding over a mile beneath Antarctic ice: 'It's like uncovering a time capsule' - Yahoo

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

If you believe in God, do you think God can save you from cancer?

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

I see through liars

I have complete contempt for fakery

Experts are certain, the next major volcanic eruption will cause climate chaos. - Farmingdale Observer

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

Can a mother forget her child after she puts him or her up for adoption?

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

Target says Philly Pride 365 rejected its sponsorship - Axios

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

I actually pay taxes

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

Massive Russian drone attack slams Kyiv and hits maternity hospital in Odesa, Ukrainian officials say - CNN

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

Why is my crush beautiful to me but not to others?

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

‘Razor Blade Throat’ Symptoms As ‘Nimbus’ COVID-19 Variant Spreads - Forbes

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

With massive funding round and $31 billion valuation, Anduril is nearing the size of defense industry giants it wants to displace - Fortune

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

I can read

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

How the Brain’s RNA Rings Are Formed - Neuroscience News

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

I know who the president of Turkey really is

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

I have a reading level above third grade

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

I can count

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP